“In your text’s mirror, Your mirror’s text.” -C.G.
“We are nothing but images of images. Reality, including ourselves, is nothing but a thin and fragile veil, beyond which … there is nothing.”
Italian physicist Carlo Rovelli
Thank you for being here.
A rose is a rose.
A nose is a nose.
A crow is a bird.
A turd is a turd.
Thank you for being here.
That house over there.
There’s something behind it.
It hints of things we cannot see.
Nevertheless, it is there.
The house behind a house.
Thank you for being here.
“In the forest a hunter meets an art show.”
René Magritte
Thank you for being here.
Let me take you down
’Cause I’m going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever
Thank you for being here.
Thank you for having me.
Ever make a boner?
Or a faux pas,
which in my point of view
is yards-and-away worse.
3–6–9,
the man drank wine
using up time
hunting the divine.
Yippee!!!
VI 9 ‘yall!
There is no secret.
But there is this… Monk pulls a boner.
Where’s the picture? No picture. There oughta’ be a picture.
Instead, words, insufferable markings…
Makes ya wonder. What’s the best toaster ever made? It was the
D-12.
Despite the D-12’s success, electricity was pricey and few people had access to it in 1909. Electric appliances didn’t really take off until 1912, when the more efficient alternating current system expanded and pushed aside Edison’s direct-current system.
A sudden hurricane, or a fast-swimming fish, or maybe a fast fish that swims-like-a-fish… these are some of the things that keep me up at night…
…Is this another code?
Looks like code
Speak meta meta to me.
Again.
Again
Again
Stop.
Maybe she thought you were a spy.
Are you a spy?
Sometmes machines tell me what to do.
They don’t watch me… well, maybe some do.
Does God talk to me? Are you kidding? WOOF! MEOW!
Still, I don’t know. I saw a naked man today. It’s got to be some kind of code.
You ask, my miracle ear answers
A reader asks my miracle ear,
“Do you have the same moon as I do?”
My miracle ear answers…
That’s a philosophical question. Truth cannot be found there.
A reader asks my miracle ear,
“Are there plans to make the people of Walmart a reality show?”
My miracle ear answers…
That’s a philosophical question. Truth cannot be found there.
A reader asks my miracle ear,
“Why don’t buses have seat belts?”
My miracle ear answers…
That’s a philosophical question. Truth cannot be found there.
A reader asks my miracle ear,
“Is it true what Nikola Tesla claimed, that the numbers 3, 6 and 9 hold the key to the universe?”
My miracle ear answers…
Three hundred sixty-nine is the natural number following three hundred sixty-eight and preceding three hundred seventy. Therefore it is true.
