Depending On How You Think

Depending on how you think,
you may find yourself in heaven,
you may find yourself in hell,
or you may find yourself
eating a cheeseburger at McDonald’s.
This is the rule of three.

Good things come in threes.
Bad things come in threes.
And, yes, even threes come in threes.

I want you, I need you, I love you.
I loathe you, I abhor you, I will kill you.
I came, I saw, I shit my pants.

The Three Little Pigs.
The Three Musketeers.
The Three Stooges

The Three Wise Men
We will look for you.
We will find you.
We will end up in a stable crowded with farm animals.

Three-legged race.
Three’s Company.
Three’s a crowd.
(Note, Three’s a crowd does not apply to weed dispensaries in a single block.)

World War 1.
World War 2.
World War 3.

Speaking of World War 3,
the business of bomb shelters is,
pardon the expression… booming.
There are, of course, three reasons for this.

Global instability.
Apocalyptic scenarios.
Homelessness.

There’s not much you or I can do about the first two,
but we sure as hell can do something about the third. “Eat the rich” would be a start.