Heads Will Roll!
Below is my daily baloney from The White House. But today’s baloney is super special cause of one thing under NEWS REPORTS (you’ll find it at the end of this email).
Click on The Washington Post headline and you expect to read a piece favorable to the orange man. But, instead, you get something quite unexpected. Go ahead, click on Read More of The Washington Post story.
Someone in the White House is out for Trump’s rump, yes?
NEWS REPORTS
- The Washington Post: “Trump’s budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why”
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(Here’s the first two graphs to wet your appetite.)
Some people are complaining that the budget proffered by the Trump administration, despite its wonderful macho-sounding name, is too vague and makes all sorts of cuts to needed programs in favor of increasing military spending by leaps and bounds. These people are wimps. Office of Management and Budget Director Mick Mulvaney has called it a “hard power budget” which is, I think, the name of an exercise program where you eat only what you can catch, pump up your guns and then punch the impoverished in the face. This, conveniently, is also what the budget does.
This budget will make America a lean, mean fighting machine with bulging, rippling muscles and not an ounce of fat. America has been weak and soft for too long. BUT HOW WILL I SURVIVE ON THIS BUDGET? you may be wondering. I AM A HUMAN CHILD, NOT A COSTLY FIGHTER JET. You may not survive, but that is because you are SOFT and WEAK, something this budget is designed to eliminate.
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WHITE HOUSE MEMO
President Trump is focused today on several of his top priorities: making health insurance more affordable and accessible, taking care of our great veterans, training America’s incredible workforce for the manufacturing jobs of the future, and strengthening the United States’ relationship with our important ally, Germany.
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FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP
OVAL OFFICE HIGHLIGHTS
President Trump wishes Mr. Ray Chavez, the oldest living Pearl Harbor veteran, a happy 105th birthday.
President Trump pens a letter to Speaker of the House Paul Ryan regarding the President’s FY 2018 budget.
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President Trump meets with the Taoiseach of Ireland, Enda Kenny.
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President Trump and Taoiseach Kenny make remarks at the Friends of Ireland Luncheon.
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President Trump makes remarks at the Saint Patrick’s Day Reception in the East Room.
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WHITE HOUSE UPDATES
Photo of the Day:
President Donald Trump introduces Enda Kenny, Taoiseach of Ireland, to Wilbur Ross, U.S. Secretary of Commerce, in the West Wing Lobby. (Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead)
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Second Lady Karen Pence to lead Presidential Delegation to the Special Olympics World Winter Games
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Vice President Mike Pence participates in the swearing-in of Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats
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PRESS ROOM
Watch yesterday’s press briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer and OMB Director Mick Mulvaney here.
PRESIDENT TRUMP’S SCHEDULE
- 9:30AM: President Trump meets with the Republican Study Committee
- 10:00AM: President Trump leads a listening session on veterans’ affairs
- 11:30AM: President Trump has a meeting with the Chancellor of Germany
- 11:45AM: President Trump leads a bilateral meeting with the Chancellor of Germany
- 12:30PM: President Trump leads a roundtable discussion on vocational training with American and German business leaders
- 1:20PM: President Trump participates in a joint press conference with the Chancellor of Germany
- 1:50PM: President Trump hosts a working luncheon with the Chancellor of Germany
NEWS REPORTS
- The Washington Post: “Trump’s budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why”
Read More - Politico: “Trump praises Irish ‘fight’ at White House ceremony”
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