I Am An Emergency Response Unit
Lock and load
I am an Emergency Response Unit.
Bring it on.
Bring it on!
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Ya know,
I love the outdoors.
Just last week I shot out
the rear window
of an eight point Buick
with my Benelli Super Black Eagle
Semi Auto Shotgun,
an outstanding commie killing machine
capable of shooting
a wide variety of vermin,
be they red, black, green, yellow, or drunk tank pink.
A little about me…
I work for a dark money outfit
disguised as a concealed carry training organization.
We visit towns and cities just like yours so you can
learn to stay safe while guarding your freedoms
and your precious bodily fluids.
Last week we announced a brand new group,
the UWBA,
that’s War Boners of America
for those of you who can’t spell good.
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Stay safe and have fun.
Lock and load, Boners!
