I’m Always Up For More Bullshit, Aren’t You?

Jeffrey Field
4 min readFeb 28, 2017
Well, aren’t you?

Just arrived in my inbox… you can get your very own bullshit too! See my comments at the end of this juicy hunk of maggot meat.

“The media is the opposition party in many ways…”
– President Donald Trump

Friend,

President Donald Trump is right: the establishment elite-controlled mainstream media were the biggest opponent of his 2016 campaign — and they are now leading the charge to delegitimize his administration and destroy his agenda. Of course, this is nothing new — conservatives have been mistreated by the mainstream media for as long as I can remember — I’ve been their target many times myself.

But the seething resentment and unhinged attacks of what is rightly called “fake news” have reached unprecedented levels of irresponsibility and dishonesty against President Trump — because he is determined to pursue an agenda which benefits the American people instead of the establishment elite.

Our new Chief Executive has already made good on some of his biggest campaign promises — he’s scrapped the disastrous Trans-Pacific trade deal, authorized construction of the stalled Keystone Pipeline, signed an executive order to finally build that wall on our border with Mexico, and worked to make us safer — all of which the media have savaged.

If he is going to succeed in the face of such opposition, demonizing, and outright lies, President Trump will need your help.

That’s why Great America Alliance couldn’t have arrived at a more crucial time — for Donald Trump’s agenda — and America’s future.

Great America Alliance is assembling an incredible team of political innovators and has plans to spend as much as $80 million over the course of 2017 to push back against the false media narratives, educate the public with accurate information, and champion our President’s agenda.

Friend, I’m proud to join forces with Great America Alliance because I believe in what they’re doing: carrying on the political work that must be done to make President Donald Trump’s desperately needed reform agenda possible in the face of tremendous political establishment resistance.

America needs Donald Trump to get this right — and our new President needs Great America Alliance behind him to do it. Will you get behind their work today? Sign up now to receive the latest news, articles, and media from Great America Alliance– and when you do, please make a generous contribution of $100, $50, or even $25 to support our work!

Thank you, Friend — please get onboard with Great America Alliance today!

Sincerely,

Newt Gingrich
Co-Chair, Great America Alliance

P.S. — Friend, when you give your support to Great America Alliance today, you’ll be empowering our fight to smash the biased mainstream media narrative and counter their attacks on President Trump. Will you step forward now? Thanks again, Newt

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Yeah, so I decide to sign up for the latest bullshit and but it says I gotta donate to get their bullshit so I put in a zero where it says Other $ and then click Make this a monthly contribution cause I really need their bullshit and then I click Complete Contribution cause I can’t wait for my bullshit to arrive and when I click it defaults back to Other $ and it will even let me put in a penny a month but I don’t want to pay for their bullshit because bullshit should be free, yes? And then it hits me! I got me a heaping helping of bullshit and didn’t even know it had arrived when I clicked Complete Contribution.

Newt, you are one smooth bullshitter.

Congrats!

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Jeffrey Field

It ain't what you think. Former newsman, car salesman, teacher. Everything is Thou, if you so allow it. You can find some of it at https://youtu.be/w6RtVjMDHzE