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Voters in tights storm Detroit.
Arizona State stuns Alabama with mascara.
Potholes are good for you.
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Joe Biden falls up Air Force One stairs.
Minnie Mouse sues for divorce.
False flags are kosher.
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Jeffrey Field

It ain't what you think. Former newsman, car salesman, teacher. Everything is Thou, if you so allow it. You can find some of it at