Thank you, Linda.

Note… A little girl, Linda, sat next to me in first grade. I liked her, a lot. One day, while she was gone to the restroom, I reached into my desk, grabbed my wooden ruler, and slipped it into her desk. Later that day she reached into her desk for her ruler, pulled out mine instead, looked at me with eyes that said, “Oh, really?” and placed it on my desk. Unrequited love.