They Call Me MISTER Pendejo

They call me MISTER Pendejo.
Is that you?
No, this is me. Over here.
Been riding this train wreck.
Everybody got to ride that train.
I’m a stick figure from the faraway future.
I’m now going to go eat the rest of my weenie.
Oh. Oh, yes. Please do eat the rest of your weenie.
Whatever.