Trump Administration Dissolves School Safety Board, Replaces It With “Thoughts and Prayers” Committee
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In a shocking move, the Trump administration has announced the disbandment of the School Safety Board, a federal advisory committee formed to develop strategies for preventing school shootings and other forms of violence. In its place, the administration has established the “Thoughts and Prayers” Committee, which will focus on sending well-wishes to victims and their families after tragedies occur.
“We’ve tried everything else, and nothing seems to work,” said President Trump in a press conference. “So we’re going back to basics: thoughts and prayers. It’s the only solution that’s never been tried before.”
The Thoughts and Prayers Committee will be chaired by former NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch and will include representatives from various religious organizations. The committee will be tasked with coordinating thoughts and prayers efforts across the country, as well as sending “Get Well Soon” cards to victims of school shootings.
Critics have slammed the move as tone-deaf and ineffective, arguing that thoughts and prayers have never prevented a school shooting. However, the administration remains confident in its approach.
“We believe that the power of positive thinking can overcome any obstacle,” said White House Press Secretary, Caroline Carbine. “And if that doesn’t work, we’ll just blame it on video games or something.”
