Why You Should Be Friends With Your Appliances
There’s much to be said here. But this is neither the time or the place.
Take pride knowing you’ve become friends with your appliances.
Take comfort in your oven. Take pleasure in your blender. Take fulfillment in your hot-air fryer.
Never yell at your appliances or you may hurt their feelings.
If they like you, they will smile when your back is turned.
Friends don’t gossip. But watch out. Appliances can and will gossip. About you.
Take pride in the fact that you don’t gossip about them.
Do they serve you well and make your life easier? That’s all that matters in this life. You’ll be dead soon anyway, relatively speaking. Be thankful now while you still have a chance. Show some gratitude.
Some common traits of friendship are… commitment, mutual trust, and a sense of belonging to someone, or something. It may be your grandma’s cast iron skillet, one of the earliest known appliances known to man. Oil her up, turn up the heat, and she’s good to go.
And so am I.
